And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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