take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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