omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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