Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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