Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
I have already put on my inside pants.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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