can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
Michael Bay diarrhea
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
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