You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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