So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
You've changed since you got that strap on
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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