Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
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