You really coming over, don't trick.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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