Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
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