She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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