I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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