we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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