I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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