i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
the day after is always just damage control
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
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