Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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