Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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