I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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