do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
im drinking this country out of the recession.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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