He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Princesses don't give blow jobs
mondays should just be called national damage control day
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize
