i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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