I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
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