just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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