so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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