I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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