I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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