hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
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