swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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