ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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