ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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