are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
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