She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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