So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
Toaster
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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