belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
You need Xanax blowdarts
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
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