By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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