Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
And then the night went full on bisexual.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
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