4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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