I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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