I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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