I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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