the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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