she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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