it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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