Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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