So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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