can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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