Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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