ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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