how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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