Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Randomize
